Ditto, besides I suspect Le-Pig already has tried both of those suggestions and he's still none the wiser....
Just kidding, my literate porker, I realise it was a pepperami and just *looked* like you were sucking on the pork pipe....
And billaweed,
A) You make no sense &
B) You aren't doing yerself any favours abusing long-standing board members just 'cos they point it out.