These have been of amusment lately.
From the profanisaurus
Dirty Onion
The overture to an act of backdoor romance that is performed with such unexpected vigour by the bummer that it brings an involuntary tear to the eye of the bummee
..."Bloody hell your Lordship.That was a bit of a dirty onion,if you dont mind me saying so.Do that again and i'll take my story to the Mail on Sunday"
Paedophiles Door
Anyone who combines a low income with constant high expenditure.
..."They say Lady Hunstanton that Lord Illingworth finds himself perpetually penurios.Indeed in that respect he is not dissimilar to a Paedophiles door."
"and why, pray tell, would that be..."
"Because Lady Hunstanton, he is always Broke."
Monkeybagging
Mans means of heightening his pleasure whilst an act of oral horatio is being performed on him.Monkeybagging involves the simple act of tugging one's partners ears away from and perpendicular to there head thus modifying the shape of there head and lips.
That is all for now...
From the profanisaurus
Dirty Onion
The overture to an act of backdoor romance that is performed with such unexpected vigour by the bummer that it brings an involuntary tear to the eye of the bummee
..."Bloody hell your Lordship.That was a bit of a dirty onion,if you dont mind me saying so.Do that again and i'll take my story to the Mail on Sunday"
Paedophiles Door
Anyone who combines a low income with constant high expenditure.
..."They say Lady Hunstanton that Lord Illingworth finds himself perpetually penurios.Indeed in that respect he is not dissimilar to a Paedophiles door."
"and why, pray tell, would that be..."
"Because Lady Hunstanton, he is always Broke."
Monkeybagging
Mans means of heightening his pleasure whilst an act of oral horatio is being performed on him.Monkeybagging involves the simple act of tugging one's partners ears away from and perpendicular to there head thus modifying the shape of there head and lips.
That is all for now...
