How's this for dumb?

[Cook$]

Right, I work in a special school and I manage the Hydrotherapy department (re: I mess about in a pool all day). Today, one of the dumber support workers (in her 40's) was making a piss poor effort to swim underwater. She struggled for a bit then asked me, get this...

How do you breathe underwater?

 

[madness]

You should have told that if you tell her she would have to die.

 

[phil-boy]

So Cook$, how do you breathe underwater ??

 

[cambojnr]

So Cook$, how do you breathe underwater ??

you get some scuba gear

 

[Tom]

If you can swim when under water then you must know how you manage to breathe under water without just holding your breath and going under

Enlighten us and her

http://m.wikihow.com/Hold-Your-Breath-Under-Water

 

[Cook$]

I told her that it's best to try and keep your arse just abouve the water level, and with a bit of practise you can breathe through it.

 

[Bolter]

reminds me of

 

[CraigofScotland]

How do you breathe underwater?

I was breathing underwater yesterday. Mainly poking crabs and lobsters with sticks.

Dont imagine she was on about scuba diving though.

Post menepause women are mental.

 

[Dusty]

Just tell her it's exactly the same technique as breathing out of water.

 

[Evil Rich]

Ask Kev