Pretty easy really
I think Epoch's route to tourney ball was....
1. Get very (very) drunk
2. Find a name
3. Find a squad
4. find an event
5. Book said event
5a. Get drunk (again)
6 Play ball (Badly)
Once you have got the first comp under your belt, you can drop points 2 and 3 out of the mix, and repeat 5a/6 until you get a decent balance.
Some people dont belive in points 1/5a, but trust me, it makes the whole experience much more enjoyable.
If anyone else wants any tips out of Silentbob's Paintball Masterclass, feel free to ask
(Please note, Silentbob's Masterclass does not condone occassional binge drinking, it must be done all the time)