Although you know who I am and the level at which I read nowadays and frankly it doesn't cost me anything to read so you better be able to make it better than the free reading I get now. You guys have such good reading skills I want to be a part of them, but then as you know who I am then you'll make an exception if I just want to read but not train for reading. You do know who I am...right?
The thing that got me with this was not just the fact they spelt it *sponser* but they couldn't even be bothered to a) put a damn question mark at the end and b) write a title!