how do i get my wussy girlfriend to play

[matty1]

i have decided to try and get my girlfriend to play a game of paintball bun need sum help to get her to play

 

[PETEB......]

GIRLFRIEND

Next time u go find a good looking female paintballer[if u can] shag the arse off it then go home and tell your boiler about it and what do u know , she will always come with u in future

 

[dan0011]

i totally agree

 

[matty1]

that sounds like a good idea think i will try that lol

matt

 

[Richie-Carrot]

tell her the balls are made of cotton wool which are dipped in paint ?

 

[mutley]

offer her a new credit card to play that may work

 

[MikeJones_Marshall]

Piss her off and then tell her, she can shoot you in the balls!

 

[Gups]

Originally posted by PETEB......
Next time u go find a good looking female paintballer[if u can] shag the arse off it then go home and tell your boiler about it and what do u know , she will always come with u in future

Originally posted by matty1
that sounds like a good idea think i will try that lol

matt

OK Matty... here's my suggestion. I'm sure it will work...Tell your 'wussy' girlfriend that there are plenty of good looking blokes who play paintball who will treat her nice and be far more worthy of her attention and affection then YOU are!
Yeah i'm practically certain she'll be booking in to her local site the very next weekend.... you twat!

 

[Alien_Balliztix]

Matt,
you where training with us on sunday, you saw my idea of how to get your girlfriend involved.
Give her your marker and a hopper of paint. TADA!
lots of bruises for me, lots of fun(revenge) for her. LOL

 

[Bird]

Firstly, don't let her anywhere near these threads cos then she'll see what a muppet you are and secondly, try to dispell her belief that paintball is a chauvinistic male dominated sport....

If she is thinking about it, let her know there will be plenty of girls playing and we'll look after her!

(Well, someone has to make sure she is ok and clearly you are not gonna be good at that)