we were playing 5 boys vs. 4 boys and 1 man in a game of speed ball at my local site called Absolute Paintball. As i only started, this was more of a "day out" with mates, as the bunch i took along with me were invited for a party. turned lout they were more interested at throwing chips at each other than actually playing paintball...
this particular game of speed ball was kinda difficult; 4 kids that run faster than a squirrel being chased by an angry cat after biting its balls off, wich believe me, is fukin fast, an my dad who manages to fuk up the other team he's against with hell good tactics.
The field: wood land, a tree shaped like a nob in front of the break, a symetrical village with 4 huts and tower in the middle, and a few bunkers lined up around the side. thnx to a bit of help from my mate that works ther, the best idea was to totally piss them off and confuse them, the best way to do this is surround them with that trusty "bull" formation the zulu's used. well lit only failed with zulu empire coz they wer throwin spears at a big line of guns...
The team set-up: Me and Jordan (commonly known as "Tit Mouse",) on as forwards, the fat ******* sadly bein tha captain and the biggest and slowest target on the field, and to be honest the seperate groups were doin ther own thing most of the time.
Up the left-hand side was Tom Bird (sadly he culdnt fly, so we had no air superiority...) on his own, aimed at hiting the back-sides of the others from behind. up the right-hand side however, was the two-some of Stefan Shrey (fondly known as "Shreys") and Michael Stainthorp giving blatent hell to the opposition in the form of a paintball.
But to be honest, NONE of my team had EVER played paintball befor...especially not jordan...
From the break, me and jordan ran for the tree directly in front of us, but he got ther first. disturbingly thou, it looked like a pair of bollocks, so im now glad i legged the extra 3 meters befor gettin pelted with paintballs...actually none hit me, the aim was bloody crap, but who can be accurate with a tippy with bits of shell jammed in it?
Anyhow, about 3 seconds later, Bird had opened fire behind ther lines (they wer too busy tryin to shoot the 2 at the front out) and had started confusion, he managed to hit one out and force the rest back. this allowed me time to quikly run to the hut directly in front of me, and jordan got in a possision by the side and opened fire as well. the entire left side of the field was covered, as the opposition was now squashed up in a corner. the two back players that had decided to flank the other team had found them in the open on ther side - they hadnt even been noticed yet. well not untill they start to shoot the crap outta them...
Now 2 players had been hit out, and tom finally got hit, giving us a 4 vs. 3 advantange. By now i had snatched the flag, ran to the barracade surrounding the tower, and shot my dad in the arse, givin away my position and gettin the tower absolutly pounded, and with a lucky hed shot nokin "tit mouse" out. My dad had just got shot out by Shreys, and Tamu (the only guy left on the other side) shot em both out! figures...
Still, this gave me enough time to leg it to the ladder wich i had to lug my gun up AND the flag while getting shot at...good thing tamu was having problems with his gun; the breach wasnt loading properly.
Instead of takin the gun up with me, i threw it up, takin outthe hammer an pin on the top wen it landed. Also it was just in time as tamu had jus fixed his gun and had started to shoot the tower.
By now i had climbed the ladder, posted the flag and finished the game (whoopee!!)
but becoz of my chant of "**** YOU!!! YOU ****IN MISSED ME!!! HA!!!" i got shot in the balls a few times...s'pose i deserved that...
this particular game of speed ball was kinda difficult; 4 kids that run faster than a squirrel being chased by an angry cat after biting its balls off, wich believe me, is fukin fast, an my dad who manages to fuk up the other team he's against with hell good tactics.
The field: wood land, a tree shaped like a nob in front of the break, a symetrical village with 4 huts and tower in the middle, and a few bunkers lined up around the side. thnx to a bit of help from my mate that works ther, the best idea was to totally piss them off and confuse them, the best way to do this is surround them with that trusty "bull" formation the zulu's used. well lit only failed with zulu empire coz they wer throwin spears at a big line of guns...
The team set-up: Me and Jordan (commonly known as "Tit Mouse",) on as forwards, the fat ******* sadly bein tha captain and the biggest and slowest target on the field, and to be honest the seperate groups were doin ther own thing most of the time.
Up the left-hand side was Tom Bird (sadly he culdnt fly, so we had no air superiority...) on his own, aimed at hiting the back-sides of the others from behind. up the right-hand side however, was the two-some of Stefan Shrey (fondly known as "Shreys") and Michael Stainthorp giving blatent hell to the opposition in the form of a paintball.
But to be honest, NONE of my team had EVER played paintball befor...especially not jordan...
From the break, me and jordan ran for the tree directly in front of us, but he got ther first. disturbingly thou, it looked like a pair of bollocks, so im now glad i legged the extra 3 meters befor gettin pelted with paintballs...actually none hit me, the aim was bloody crap, but who can be accurate with a tippy with bits of shell jammed in it?
Anyhow, about 3 seconds later, Bird had opened fire behind ther lines (they wer too busy tryin to shoot the 2 at the front out) and had started confusion, he managed to hit one out and force the rest back. this allowed me time to quikly run to the hut directly in front of me, and jordan got in a possision by the side and opened fire as well. the entire left side of the field was covered, as the opposition was now squashed up in a corner. the two back players that had decided to flank the other team had found them in the open on ther side - they hadnt even been noticed yet. well not untill they start to shoot the crap outta them...
Now 2 players had been hit out, and tom finally got hit, giving us a 4 vs. 3 advantange. By now i had snatched the flag, ran to the barracade surrounding the tower, and shot my dad in the arse, givin away my position and gettin the tower absolutly pounded, and with a lucky hed shot nokin "tit mouse" out. My dad had just got shot out by Shreys, and Tamu (the only guy left on the other side) shot em both out!
figures...Still, this gave me enough time to leg it to the ladder wich i had to lug my gun up AND the flag while getting shot at...good thing tamu was having problems with his gun; the breach wasnt loading properly.
Instead of takin the gun up with me, i threw it up, takin outthe hammer an pin on the top wen it landed. Also it was just in time as tamu had jus fixed his gun and had started to shoot the tower.
By now i had climbed the ladder, posted the flag and finished the game (whoopee!!)
but becoz of my chant of "**** YOU!!! YOU ****IN MISSED ME!!! HA!!!" i got shot in the balls a few times...s'pose i deserved that...
