Help uni trouble

[kris]

I'm sstting up a university paintball team for lancaster university.
I have to persuade them thats its a sport in order to get a grant.
any ideas?
come on budda the man of all knowledge help me out.
cheers
kris

 

[permboy]

when i leave school i'm going to lancastar uni The RAF can wait

 

[rancid]

****. I went to Lancaster University (like way back... they were still burning witches on Pendle Hill). Sugar House, Brown Cow, Mush o Field, kin great times.