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steve_e

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ohh dear god!

pot bitches required!!

hmmmm must be over 16. . . .wots the age of consent over in the states. . . do I detect an alternative purpose! :eek:

Dunc. . . I'll see'ya Sunday I've got you that shiney 2000AD LCD for you to use. . . Paul's just asked for me to make sure you give it back! lol :D ;)
 
Wanted K2 pit crew.

Bikini clad (NO BLOKES OR WIVES) nubile staff wanted to help 'THE MACHINE' in it's 2002 season.

Duties include:

Keeping Latham and Gillys heads shaved and polished

Fetching Skidder his soapbox

Stocking up the Timotei for Al's lustrous locks

Ironing Benski's latest designer gear

Poking Dryll in his collarbone and saying 'Well you will go snow-boarding, ya dick'

And finally, to ensure that the back line don't tire themselves out at night by walking to and from the bar...

Apply to www.k2paintball.co.uk
 

Robin Hood

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Ohhh - just what I've always wanted - to be a personal pot bitch for Ed Poorman or LaSoya!! Surely they'd be able to ship over a couple of 'Brits' for the tournament, after all it's not like they aint short of cash or connections!! And come on, who would you rather have pottin' up for ya - a cheeky fatass american (i know they're obviously not all like that before I get flamed, but I know a few who are - and they'd be the one to win) or a classy brit with their oh so ecentric form of british humour to accompany them!! Ahem, hint hint anyone from Avalanch who might be reading this! :D

Also, I bet you they're gonna get so many underage people applying for that aswell. As long as you get you're parents to say you're sixteen they're not gonna question it!
 

Duncster

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Steve!!

C ya on Sunday!! looking forward to ripping some noo a$$hoes with you guys!! Please bear in mind I aint played for about six months, so be gentle with me.....

It'll be soooooooo nice to use my (ex) baby again....:eek:

dunc.
 

Buddha 3

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Originally posted by Duncster
Steve!!

C ya on Sunday!! looking forward to ripping some noo a$$hoes with you guys!! Please bear in mind I aint played for about six months, so be gentle with me.....

It'll be soooooooo nice to use my (ex) baby again....:eek:

dunc.
Are you sure you want to do this?
I got two words that may deter you....Chris and Lasoya.......:D

(now the poor b*st*rd is getting badmouthed by people he doesn't even know....awwwww)
 

Duncster

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I dunno quite wot you mean in your last post Buddha, but I'm not scared of old Chrissy baby.....I seem to remember shooting him in the leg at Campaign 2000, right before he decided to open up on me......

.....I'm not bitter or anything...honest...... :mad:

:)
dunc.