If there is only one ball fired on the 'pitch' all match the chances of it hitting me in the nads are very high. This is not saying my nads are gargantuan (or small of course ;D ) but I seem to get this sort of bad luck. I dislocated my knee cap on the first day of a skiing trip (though to be fair I did go on for about 30 minutes before I had to be rescued by a sledge thingy), i've been stabbed through the back of the leg with a kebab skewer, I'm just generally the one who gets hurt doing anything. This is why I take care to ask these sorts of questions before I partake in anything that could result in me ending up back in A&E... I swear, they're gonna issue me a season ticket one of these days.