This one tops them all!!!!
Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat
and
kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented his boat to a group of
out-of-staters who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much
stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the
evening.
Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly. When he got
back
on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery. A
kind
old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your
loss.
You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat, said, Hell no! Fact is
I'm
sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old
dead
fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and
a
pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got
bigger
and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was
when I
rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them
that
she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The
damn
fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the
middle."
The old woman fainted.
Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat
and
kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented his boat to a group of
out-of-staters who sank it. Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much
stuff as he could and was out of touch all that day and most of the
evening.
Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife died suddenly. When he got
back
on shore he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery. A
kind
old woman there mistook him for John and said, "I'm so sorry for your
loss.
You must feel terrible."
Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat, said, Hell no! Fact is
I'm
sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old
dead
fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the back and
a
pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got
bigger
and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was
when I
rented her to those four guys looking for a good time. I warned them
that
she wasn't very good and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The
damn
fools tried to get in her all at one time and she split right up the
middle."
The old woman fainted.