Fun to have with warped paint

[dodge-gnome]

Evening all,
New to the forums here, but been balling for about 2 years now (not very long i know).
I have about 2 crates of old paint, it's warped and mis-shaped so won't fit down my barrel, so it's basically worthless.

Can anyone suggest fun ways to use it? I've already played paintball-badminton with housemates, the entire courtyard ended up orange, landlord wasn't too pleased...

And before you say it - no, eating it isn't an option

 

[Bambulus]

And before you say it - no, eating it isn't an option

Funny you should say that. First thing that popped in my head when I hear 'Fun', 'Warped' and 'Paint' is the paint eating contest at the big game.

So...

Eat it

 

[Gee Tee]

Make some funky 'bio degradable' jewellery and flog it on ebay