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tha real big deal in Paintball at tha moment is Robo's wedding - will she see sense b4 tomorrow and make a dash for it, or will tha big guy finish the day with a cheesy grin and a ring on his finger?

It better be tha latter, cos lil ol TJ is catching tha red eye out to join tha Robonator for his big day...rumor has it that Mr Big, Rancid and some dude called Piper will also be there - tho' why ya need a potboy at a wedding is anyone's guess.

Congrats Robo from the West Coast Massive - c ya in rainy London.

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Now don't think for one minute, I have ignored the consequences of me walking up the aisle.
Emergency provisions have been made !!!
Counselling sessions for all chicks in the Northern Hemisphere are now available on request from your local health center.

Known suicide points, such as Beachy Head are, as we speak, being cordoned off to avoid the inevitable rush for the precipice once the chicks of this world find out I am lost forever.

It a sombre day for women that's for sure and one that perhaps I will never truly be able to put right other than to say, that, if we do get reborn in another life, you might have another chance then, so don't despair, hope is just a lifetime away !!!

I will now borrow a quote (or rather misquote) from Winston Churchill that perhaps suitably commemorates such an occasion :-

Never in the field of human affairs, has soooo much grief, been caused to soooo many chicks, by only one man

Hee hee :) :) :) :)

Laters all, I'm off for a break in the sun for a week afterwards, so I'll see y'all when I get back !

Robbo
 

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Originally posted by Tyger
Alternatively, will millions of women commit themselves to sanitariums knowing that Robbo is off the market? :D
Congrats old man! So where's the honeymoon?
-Tyger
Dammit Rob, u just beat me to it, anyway, Gran Canaria is where I'm off to and for you Yanks who know nothing outside of the 50 States, Gran Canaria is one of a group of islands off the coast of Africa and are Spanish dominions.

Laters
Pete
 

Tyger

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Originally posted by Robbo


Dammit Rob, u just beat me to it
HAH! I AM just that damned good! :p :D :p :D :p

So I can also assume that the phrase "If anyone thinks these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace" is out, for fear of the gaggle of babes who would throw themselves at your feet and delaying the ceremony by, what, 5-6 hours?

-Tyg