Ack! Sloth is trying to surpass me in posts! I cannot let this happen, not a ZAP person! Zap bounces more than Jenna Jameson's titties on a 24 hour porn movie marathon.
Anyway, I wonder why we don't have more women at paintball fields. You'd think that they'd be attracted to guys that have the money to spend on paint, the courage to attempt triple bunkerings, and the endurance to play from 8am to 7pm in 100 degree weather and 85% humidity. They always like to spend money, and are constantly in the need to alleviate stress and socialize. There is no better way to do those on the planet than play paintball!