Finally! Something actually worth looking at Twitter for!

[Buddha 3]

http://twitter.com/AVARY

Roger Avary, writer of Pulp Fiction, is on Twitter talking about his life in jail. Funny as hell! Here are a few of his gems:

Oxy pisses like a racehorse, causing Papa Smurf, a germaphobe in Germaphobe Hell, to shout out "It feels like it's splashing onto me!"

The inmates stage mock trials to solve humorous disputes like "did you fart or not?" complete with Judge, Jury, Lawyers, and Punishments.

"They're putting Saltpeter in the food," one inmate tells #34, "to shrink our dicks and kill our sex drive...don't eat the soy meat." Okay.

Enjoy.

 

[Soul Doubt]

http://twitter.com/AVARY

Roger Avary, writer of Pulp Fiction, is on Twitter talking about his life in jail. Funny as hell! Here are a few of his gems:

Oxy pisses like a racehorse, causing Papa Smurf, a germaphobe in Germaphobe Hell, to shout out "It feels like it's splashing onto me!"

The inmates stage mock trials to solve humorous disputes like "did you fart or not?" complete with Judge, Jury, Lawyers, and Punishments.

"They're putting Saltpeter in the food," one inmate tells #34, "to shrink our dicks and kill our sex drive...don't eat the soy meat." Okay.

Enjoy.

i know naive me but what did he go to jail for?

 

[Missy-Q]

As interesting as that is, you'd still need 6 tough men with guns to make me look at twitter.

 

[Soul Doubt]

As interesting as that is, you'd still need 6 tough men with guns to make me look at twitter.

im sure Roger Avary will know a few by now

 

[Sid Sidgwick]

i know naive me but what did he go to jail for?

Manslaughter I think (drunk in drive of vehicle which crashed causing death)

 

[Buddha 3]

As interesting as that is, you'd still need 6 tough men with guns to make me look at twitter.

Nonsense. Last time I sent over six tough men with guns, you were looking at something very, VERY different!