Facebook are trying to trademark the word 'face'

[FrontlineArtist]

Facebook lawyers have put the paper work to trademark the word 'face'. Just to make it clear this is not say 'face' in the street and you get jumped by policemen this is stopping you from using the word face if you offering a 'telecommunication services' e.g. the iphones Facetime.

But come no, this is silly what kind of world do we live in were we clam/ ban anything from others just because we can pay for a team of layers the size of the chinese population.

 

[Buddha 3]

Good thing I own the copyrights to the word "the". And I patented breathing.
You can all expect an invoice soon...

Seriously though, I'm just happy I'm not on Facebook.

 

[Scrumpy]

Can I pay you in alchohol Jay? Got a shed full of home brew cider need rid of!

 

[Return of the Silver Fox]

There was a news report this morning that a Spanish women has claimed the sun as her property. She has it officially listed at her local land registery office. Apparantly countries cannot register celestial bodies but the rule has never been applied to individuals.
She is now trying to figure out a way to charge people for using it?!!???

 

[Buddha 3]

Can I pay you in alchohol Jay? Got a shed full of home brew cider need rid of!

Of course you can! Goes without saying.

 

[Buddha 3]

There was a news report this morning that a Spanish women has claimed the sun as her property. She has it officially listed at her local land registry office. Apparently countries cannot register celestial bodies but the rule has never been applied to individuals.
She is now trying to figure out a way to charge people for using it?!!???

Well, let's cut a deal with her. If she can plant a flag on it, it's hers.

 

[Return of the Silver Fox]

She should be ok if she goes at night..

 

[Tom Allen]

we won't have to worry, in a few years time they will go bankrupt, or was that someone else.

 

[Missy-Q]

we won't have to worry, in a few years time they will go bankrupt, or was that someone else.

Crap. I say the work 'face' a lot. I guess now I have to start saying :
"get the fxxk out of the front portion of my head', or "You tryin to visage me down punk?'.
It's going to sound gay at first, but once Denzel starts saying it, it will become cool

 

[RoryM]

Proof of ownership of the sun may be difficult to prove, ask her for the reciept....