Ew!

[Tony Harrison]

Turned your knee thru 180? Bent your barrel? Or just got a really ugly relative or girlfriend?

Then "Don't Be Cruel", as The King would say. Share them with us!

I'll start the ball rolling:-

Sherlock Holmes wasn't needed to solve this one.

 

[Tony Harrison]

And by the way, that's not a part of a paintball gun. It's my old chap.

 

[Teddy picker99]

Not sure if this counts, its a free roaming chicken at my local pub. If im not mistaken it has a b@ll b@g hanging from his face which is a pretty ugly state of affairs if you ask me... X