I wasn't particularly having a go at you personally, its just that it hurts my head trying to understand this text garbage. You are not limited on characters like a mobile and regular english just scans and reads so much better. It appears that your orignal post has been edited down a bit now anyway.
For some reason whenever I see this stuff an imaginary CV springs to mind.
Yoof of tomora
I av GCSEs in ritin n mafs n stuf
I av lots ov experence workin @ mcds 111one1111
Im a L33t p8ntballer when not workin etc etc.