What the hell!
These Earthquakes are getting far too frequent around here for my liking! This is supposed to happen in places like Tokyo and San Fransisco, not bloody Manchester!
We'll have people on the streets shouting 'The End is Nigh' soon!
Is there some logical explanation as to why we are getting these quakes? I mean I can't remember hearing about one all my life and now what is it 3 come along in one go? Huh?
Luckly I live about as far from Manchester as you can get without getting your feet wet so I didn't feel a thing!