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Dead Names

SiXplicit

AFGM
Mar 7, 2002
220
0
26
Sunny UK!
www.bullswood.com
Just for a laugh, what's everybody's dead name, and why?

What's the best one you've heard, or what's the funniest story behind a dead name you've heard.

There's loads out there so lets hear 'em guys!

One of the funniest I know is a guy on our team (mentioning no names) is Little Winkie (confirmed). But he doesn't like it so tells everyone he's Little Chips. Don't believe it guys, Little Chips doesn't exist, and Little Winkie is here to stay:D:D :p
 

SiXplicit

AFGM
Mar 7, 2002
220
0
26
Sunny UK!
www.bullswood.com
Originally posted by Mr_Toads_Wild_Ride
Whats a dead name:confused:
Dead Names are names given to each other on the field.

i.e. Our team consists of the likes of Gump, Millhouse, Ray Charles, Butt Plug, Fish Killer etc. just to name a few.

Kinda like a nickname for someone.

Maybe we're the only team to have 'em?!:confused:
 

Gurney

"The Real Apoc"
Oct 13, 2001
887
0
41
Royston, Herts.
Well I play for Apocalypse, obviously we have the four horsemen of the Apocalypse (War, Famine etc). After they were gone they decided on "Vat Man" for one of our teamates, why? Cos nobody likes him !!!! :D (We love you really daddy mark)
 

FAMINE

Pretty boy
Jul 10, 2001
1,237
4
63
Cambridge
www.teamapoc.co.uk
Ahhh, what gurney forgets to mention is that apoc is far more complex than that.. we all have loads :)

Famine=ego boy
Pesty=cripple=baldie
War=stew=baby
bish=gimp=monkey
urban=zimmer boy
vat man=shanksie
also have, spikee, scribble, tb, crom, pup, drifter, rooster, head shot, severance and fiddler.

Hmm thats 16 on our squad :)
With more to come shortly!
 

Gurney

"The Real Apoc"
Oct 13, 2001
887
0
41
Royston, Herts.
Originally posted by FAMINE
War=stew=baby
J, If you insist on shortening my name, at least do it right "STU" as my name is spelt STUART, only the scottish or wierdo`s spell it STEWART :D

Thanks for your co-operation :p
 

Northy_Delta

stop bitchin start playin
Aug 5, 2002
82
0
16
Harrogate AKA Toytown
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my teamates have given me about six names;

Mr Magoo- long story involving a sledge hammer

Switch- a while back we were playing at ancaster in semis against stormbirds i went to bunker one of last few left in, as i am left handed i ended up turning my gun off without realising..... you can guess the rest.

Bamby- im the youngest member of the team and do a lot of running and diving around like Bamby the deer :confused:

mastacator- i eat slowly

mole/moleman- i found a mole at our site and thought it was a rat.

Northy- may second name is North

other names in the team include:
jabba, Bear, Krypton, Bongo, Klaus, Crash, Frodo, Sam the hobbit...........mmmmm we like our nicknames.
 

Pinky_81

Team Wikings
Mar 19, 2002
204
0
0
Denmark
Dead name / Nick name

Pinky is my name (like the mouse from Pinky & the Brain) - Guess why??

Maybe I just do some very dumb stuff :

Eliminated/mugged/bunkered my friend "Brain" at 2-3 occations even though he was on my Team... Though it was not my fault as it mostly happened at Big-Games, where someone told me of "enemy positions" while fleeing... :D

Or the training situation where I shot myself in the leg at point-Blank range... :rolleyes:

Or the training situation where I shot the instructor at his bare arms, even though he was not even near the Line-Of-Fire... :D

For playing some quite tough tournaments with lots of neddles only wearing shorts...

Pinky - See ya at the Millennium!! :confused: