converting a field

[silentbob182]

if any of you own land (like i do) and youve thought about turning it in to a paintball arena i have some easy tips

1.borrow a miniature digger and make some trenches (piling the earth behind them to make a backdrop) so that the players sticking their heads up can be easily seen

2.place barbed wire or fake barbed wire around tunnel entrance

3.get some oil drums about twelve should suffice and scatter them at strategic locations about the site

4.open hopper

5. load paintballs

6.cock gun

7. aim at opponent and light em up

 

[mikeanywhere]

HSS see a huge rise in digger rentals as a result of this thread - keep them coming!!

 

[SirRoss]

I think we should cultivate your land into a p8nt field SB.

Use the ride-on lawn mower with a digger bucket on one end.

 

[silentbob182]

i agree

the only problem is the parents sr but otherwise i tottaly agree

 

[SirRoss]

I'm sure we could conver Kris to the cause, then its just a fe trips to reclamation yards.

 

[Gibbsey]

truly insperational thread, man your a genius

 

[silentbob182]

not reallyjust had a good idea

 

[SirRoss]

One moment while I forcibly remove SB's computer from him.

 

[silentbob182]

try it bearman james isnt round to save your ass this time

 

[chrismrgn]

OR

Get a really big digger, pull up all trees, an make flat as a bowling green.

Plant grass seeds.

Leave for a bit.

Buy a sup airball field an place on nice grassy area.

Cock marker

RIP EVERYONE TO BITS!!!