Complete Stupidity

[guppy]

I know this thread's been done before but this newb's stupid antics deserves a mention. Picture this...Speedball...20 players a side...Nice sunny day..Matey decides to lie down 'safely' behind a back bunker, slide his JT's up on his forhead & have a fag as he's run out of paint! Really, truly...happened on Sunday. Needless to say he didn't play anymore paintball that day!

 

[Tyger]

Translation for the US 'ballers

Originally posted by guppy
Matey decides to lie down 'safely' behind a back bunker, slide his JT's up on his forhead & have a fag as he's run out of paint!

For us Americans who are light on the lingo :

Fag : Brit term for a "Cigarette".

I had a joke to go along with this, but for the sake of not being accused of gay-bashing, I will abstain from the joke.

That being said, when I visited England some time ago a certain editor of a certain magazine sent me a tourists guide that included information about "Cottaging". (Note : I give permission to delete this paragraph if it's offensive to women, children, or the PMRC)

Happy 4th of July to the US players.

-Tyger

 

[guppy]

Ha ha ha ha!!

LMFAO! I like the US version of fag! puts a whole new meaning to my earlier post! Now imagine THAT on speedball!! Man, i wouldn't send them home - i'd film it!

Don't worry about me guys, i'm just kidding. Just getting one back for the girls there as soooo many guys seem to like the female equivalent!

 

[Tom Tom]

Hey Guppy,

Some people are really just too stoopid for words.

Tyger, We brits forget about the little variations in language some times. Does put a whole new spin on things as it were

Stupid people, well there must be hundreds but its the persistant repeat offenders who you keep sitting out games and eventually have to chuck them off site because they just don't listen.

Does my nut!!!

 

[rockon_1]

jeeze if you cant go a game without a smoke you should at least get some flex 7's and just flip the flex part out of the way .

 

[rancid]

I can't see what the problem is. If you want a fag, have a fag. Why should the geezer be stopped from playing just cos he likes a smoke now and again.

 

[ices]

rancid are u aware that he may get phit with his mask off?

It is a possiblity and the refs wouldnt want to see his mush with a great big splat onnit.
Would you?

They thinkin bout his safety and his ignorance of it

 

[Collier]

Originally posted by ||Ices||
rancid are u aware that he may get phit with his mask off?

It is a possiblity and the refs wouldnt want to see his mush with a great big splat onnit.
Would you?

They thinkin bout his safety and his ignorance of it

Steve Rancid was being sarcastic! hence the

Stoopidist thing I've seen on field is when You tried to beat me in a one on one LMAO

Paul.

 

[ices]

Paul did u notice the little smiley at the bottom of my post?

Hmmmm me being a fool playing you in a 1v1 ,LOL

Well you will probably need this fool on Sunday .
Thats where we will settle this

O yeah everyone , PAUL IS CHANGIN HIS AWSOME LCD FOR A AUTOMAG

Give him a slap