Chuck Norris/Paintball coolness

[Missy-Q]

http://www.break.com/index/chuck-norris-mural-with-paint-balls.html

 

[NSKlad]

Love it.

"Chuck Norris has to be violently rendered with paintballs. All other methods give the paint too much time to run off the canvas in fear of Chuck Norris"

Godlike quote, I'l keep that one.

 

[b.johnson]

Not as good as: "if at first you don't succeed, you're not chuck norris" & "the fastest way to a man's heart is with chuck norris' fist"

 

[Missy-Q]

My personal fave = "Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he needs"

Also, "Chuck Norris cxan touch MC Hammer..."

 

[Bon]

Jesus walked on Water.

Chuck Norris swam through land.

 

[NSKlad]

For a bit of HTML practise for my ICT, I made a webpage with about forty or so Chuck Norris quotes on it.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

 

[b.johnson]

"chuck norris never wet the bed, the bed wet itself out of fear"

 

[Rat]

"Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people"

quote on my hoppers backboard

 

[Missy-Q]

Brokeback Mountain isn't just a film about queer cowboys, its also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead Ninja's in his back-yard...

 

[joe6969]

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer... its a shame that Chuck Norris has never cried