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Campaign Cup MC - What a MOOK!

SiXplicit

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Ok guys, after a blindin tournament (respect to Niall and the Campaign Crew) noone likes to have a moan, and although I agree with a lot of your thoughts regarding the registration and the ID passes, that is, in true Big Brother style, not my plight!!!

I don't know how many of you out there actually stayed to watch the finals on Sunday, but could someone please tell me what the hell the bloke with the microphone was doing?

HE WAS TERRIBLE!!!!

Now we had the Crystals, those lovely young ladies with their pompoms, who bless them all, probably didn't want to be there in the first place but kept smiling. Then there were the Nelson Girls, strutting their stuff and having a laugh and generally giving the crowd something to look at in between the final games.

BUT THE MC................................

Oh dear. First off, before you open your mouth, make sure you've got the right information in your head. Fault 1: Introducing the Tunnel Rats as someone completely different isn't gonna earn you any Kudos. And if your job was to give the 30 second, 10 second and Game On calls, then you give those calls at the right moments. I cannot believe that he gave the 10 second call, and then before any players had moved into their starting positions, Game On was called!! I mean.....it's 10 seconds!!!! Buy a new watch or count in your head. It's relly not that difficult, but don't call Game On, 5 seconds after your 10 second call, ESPECIALLY IN THE PRO FINALS!!!!

Now I must admit it may sound like I'm whinging for the sake of it, but if these little mistakes didn't upset anyone, then his attempt of getting the crowd going would've!

'Everybody say whoooa' followed by silence from the crowds, followed by a lonesome tumbleweed, rolloing it's way across the track!!!

Now I don't mean to be rude man, but if you're reading this Mr. MC, then please, don't give up your dayjob, and if you insist on carrying on your new found profession as an MC, then try Denmark or Germany, or somewhere where Europop and the 80's travelling roadshow are still appreciated!

There's a time and a place my friend, and the Millenium Circuit is not it!!!;)
 

Flash-Bugout

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Originally posted by Barbie@AFGM

And if your job was to give the 30 second, 10 second and Game On calls, then you give those calls at the right moments. I cannot believe that he gave the 10 second call, and then before any players had moved into their starting positions, Game On was called!! I mean.....it's 10 seconds!!!! Buy a new watch or count in your head. It's relly not that difficult, but don't call Game On, 5 seconds after your 10 second call, ESPECIALLY IN THE PRO FINALS!!!!
I always thouht that 10 seconds warning just meant that the game start was imminent, and it was the ultimates discretion as to whether it was actually 10 seconds or not.
We had it on the Smart Parts field - 10 seconds warning, then about 2 seconds later, game on.

Mind you, I can't be bothered to search through the rules at the mo, so I could be completeley wrong now.

I agree that the bloke was pants though - how many games were "THE game of the day" ??:confused:
 

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dont think that anyone has drawn attention to his dress sense!!!!!!!!!! what the hell was the top he was wearing?????:confused: Its all very well wearing a skin tight union jack t shirt, but surely that is one for private occasions not in front of five hundred people! and just cos he had Dye trousers on didnt mean he was a 'baller!!!!!!!;)
 

SiXplicit

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I think he should stay in Stockholm. Don't get me wrong, I respect the guy for having the guts to do it in front of what was bound to be an unwilling crowd, but anyone who tries to butt kiss LaSoya by asking him if he enjoyed a game he just got spanked on, especially in the cheesy way he did, and after LaSoya launched a pot 40ft in the air, just isn't a person you'd wanna associate with.

He's probably great fun at a kids birthday party, but obviously doesn't play too much ball even though he owns a shop in Stockholm.

10 out of 10 for effort but no points for achievement!!!