Campaign cup lift

[SHOG1]

Anyone prepared to give me a lift to Basildon on the weekend???-I'm not actualy interested in paintball...just wondered if someone would give me a lift to see my SiCk brother.....you only have to worry about driving me one way....I'm prepared to share the fuel costs(although Mr. Brown is pushing it abit-I'd like to cut his ears off!!!).....your car must have room in the boot for a large kit bag(5ft 6ish) and the headroom must be high enough to swing a.....cat or something(I get nasty when I'm cooped up-slash!)....I can even share some of the driving if you stop......p.s must have fast car(I like FAST cars-hack-stab!)....if you want-I'll meet you at some services on the way(twitch-stab-twitch)...save you finding out where I live(slash-hammer!)...pLeaSe pM mE....YoUnG bOyS pReFeraBly

 

[titoburito]

1: don't sound so wierd
2: where do you need your lift from?
3: are you joking or do you actually need to get to campaign?
4: beggars can't be choosers

that might help

 

[Mike XS]

Pfft, trust the welsh

 

[Nickeroo]

looks like someone's sobering up again..........

 

[Cusack]

well actually mr brown isnt pushing up the price of petrol, mr Saudi Pipeline and the laws of supply and demand are doing that. And no i wont give you a lift, sorry.

 

[stongle]

Thread closed for excessive "Festivness". It's gay.