Yep, some day you might be as good a rapper as that Fred Durst wannabe Buddha.
Anyway, I doubt that the quality of these things is top-of-the-line, but, hey, I'm the same paintballer with a Spyder Compact 2000! If I had the ca$h I wouldve just bought an automag or a spyder xtra or some other, higher-end marker.
If the things don't work I'll just use the advice I gave to Brian, demand a refund and if it isn't granted I'll go to Ace Paintball's store and I'll spray dishwashing detergent all over everything, let loose an army of killer-butterflies that were previously rubbed down with Peanut Butter. That should do the trick.