So I go to Clintons to buy some wrapping paper and a birthday card. Firstly, why have individual sheets of wrapping paper that you can't transport without ripping/creasing. Retarded. Anyway, a roll of wrapping paper. £3!! No way, eventually managed to find one for £1.29. So, I go to find a card and pick a nice one. 'Bout £3, me thinks. I go to pay. £5.25 FOR A CARD! So I'm at the till, with a card that says "To my girlfriend" or some s**t on it, so I can hardly say to the lass, Woah, hang on, let me go find a cheaper one, I love her but not £5.25's worth..... It's a conspiracy, dreamed up by, well, the greeting card industry.
Go out for a meal last night, and I order the chicken and ribs combo. Fine. 10 mins later, she comes back, "I'm sorry, we don't have any ribs." Half the menu was rib dishes. She says, you can have chicken... Is that part of the chicken and rib combo? A chicken combo? What sort of combo is made up of one part? Tell you what, I'll just order something I don't want and eat that instead.
Bins again. I know I bang on about my bin, but I'm old and it really seems to matter to me. So I put all the bins out again, they get emptied, and sit at the end of my drive. I think, I'm not putting them all back again, I'll just do mine. So everyone else just leaves their bin at the end of my drive. Don't these people need to put their rubbish in something? Or do they just collect it at home, and save it all up like some demented Mr. Trebus style character in the hope that the smell will get so bad somebody reports them to the council and the council come round to see them and that's how they get someone to pay attention to them because they haven't got any kids to do Munchausen's by proxy on? If they ain't moved soon, I'm gonna paint a swastika on each of them, and they'll have to put their rubbish in "Mein Dumpfster".
Go out for a meal last night, and I order the chicken and ribs combo. Fine. 10 mins later, she comes back, "I'm sorry, we don't have any ribs." Half the menu was rib dishes. She says, you can have chicken... Is that part of the chicken and rib combo? A chicken combo? What sort of combo is made up of one part? Tell you what, I'll just order something I don't want and eat that instead.
Bins again. I know I bang on about my bin, but I'm old and it really seems to matter to me. So I put all the bins out again, they get emptied, and sit at the end of my drive. I think, I'm not putting them all back again, I'll just do mine. So everyone else just leaves their bin at the end of my drive. Don't these people need to put their rubbish in something? Or do they just collect it at home, and save it all up like some demented Mr. Trebus style character in the hope that the smell will get so bad somebody reports them to the council and the council come round to see them and that's how they get someone to pay attention to them because they haven't got any kids to do Munchausen's by proxy on? If they ain't moved soon, I'm gonna paint a swastika on each of them, and they'll have to put their rubbish in "Mein Dumpfster".
