Back players union

[mark5evo]

I am fed up of hearing all the heroic stories banded about by those scrawny front players that we back players are forced to play with. When will they learn that there exploits would be impossible without the help of us back players.

When I used to play rugby, I used to belong to the front row union which amounted to those in the team who were able to eat, drink and smoke more than anyone else..............I now think it is time to start the Back Players Union - your nominations are welcome but please remember any back player nominated into the fold must be able to consume the £17 Kebab tray available at the Wrexham Kebab house during the Welsh open !!

 

[sjt19]

Originally posted by mark5evo
any back player nominated into the fold must be able to consume the £17 Kebab tray available at the Wrexham Kebab house during the Welsh open !!

Thats piss easy....and student around the world could eat that in 2 minutes....and still have room for a 16" pizza with chips and a family sized bucket of KFC. Back players...you couldnt out eat a hungry student if your life depended on it!

 

[mark5evo]

Ok - How about the entire MC Donalds menu in one sitting? I've done that - hence the back player position for me

 

[Shuck]

Originally posted by sjt19
Thats piss easy....and student around the world could eat that in 2 minutes....and still have room for a 16" pizza with chips and a family sized bucket of KFC. Back players...you couldnt out eat a hungry student if your life depended on it!

This I would have to agree on. Being a rugby player myself AND a graduate I can weigh up both sides of the argument quite well. As Boyley will agree with me, hungry students were responsible for the stopping of the £5 all you can eat buffet at the Pizza Hut on the Teesside retail Park. There was not much left after a bus load of them turned up one day and ate them out completely!

 

[sjt19]

Originally posted by mark5evo
Ok - How about the entire MC Donalds menu in one sitting? I've done that - hence the back player position for me

Still no joy, after the M25 in Bricket wood i ate a Big Mac and large fries at all the service stations on the M1, and where there was no Maccy D's i had a double whopper and large fries at the 2 burger kings!

 

[mark5evo]

Originally posted by sjt19
Still no joy, after the M25 in Bricket wood i ate a Big Mac and large fries at all the service stations on the M1, and where there was no Maccy D's i had a double whopper and large fries at the 2 burger kings!

I feel a challenge coming on! How about the welsh open nosh chapionship?

 

[sjt19]

Originally posted by mark5evo
I feel a challenge coming on! How about the welsh open nosh chapionship?

nah, cant make it, i have been banned form Wales for eternity for BBQ'ing 15 sheep in one sitting. Shame.

 

[Mario]

back players?!?! what do they know about eating????

 

[duffistuta]

>hungry students were responsible for the stopping of the £5 all you can eat buffet at the Pizza Hut on the Teesside retail Park<

What, students can eat more than people from Middlesborough? But they've all got two heads...

 

[sjt19]

Originally posted by duffistuta
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people from Middlesborough-they've all got two heads... [/B]

And they have deep pockets for what they cant finish