Assault 80 (new marker)

[dr.strangelove]

www.warmachinepaintball.com

This looks like an electronically controlled Nova, they claim 23bps, 80psi, one moving part, push button electronic velocity adjustments. NEATO

 

[Graham (Donkey's)]

Is it me or do the barrels have no porting???

 

[le-pig]

oooohhhhhhhhhh,thats ugly

 

[smartecosse]

1 moving part? huge rear chamber though

 

[Mikey D]

looks like cack, but it sounds pretty damn good. but depends on the pricing really. would u pay to be larfed at?

 

[Goku]

what the F**k is a - voice recognition module

and whats it doing on a marker.......

 

[Shuck]

Damn that things ugly, and no self respecting player would ever buy a marker with the word 'Assult' in the name! It looks like a badly over-inflated Matrix (at the back), and a skinny Matrix at the front. Looks so flimsy at the front, I would worry about snapping if off if I held it too tight.

It may perform amazingly (if you believe all the hype) but it looks like a Donkeys Arse, and we all know that 80% of paintballing is looking good. They have saved the best pic till last on the website though. The Donkeys Arse, sorry Assult 80 with a Warp Feed on it! Damn, it had me in stitches That really is the Peter Beardsley of all markers

 

[Shuck]

Originally posted by Goku
what the F**k is a - voice recognition module

and whats it doing on a marker.......

You know, its a.............thingy............techno gadget thingy...................thing! Suppose it would be good if you have no friends, and the only person you have long discussions with is your marker! Or if you could store a small audio clip in your marker. Imagine all the fun you could have with that! WOW!

Suppose if it worked as well as we all hope, it would be a good security device. Just hope its not as tempromental as the voice dialing on a mobile. A mouse fart in the background can throw the phone off your voice tone! Imigine the noice at a tourney

 

[Goku]

Hey shuck

I think paintballers are already generally thought to be a little out there, without us wandering round talking to our markers.

 

[dr.strangelove]

The thing is exactly like the nova 700 and super nova (if anybody here remembers those), only it's electronic, and has a second reg. I agree that they're ugly, but if it performs the way they say it does, it would kick ass.