Are you sure?

[Chuck]

Blakey,
are you sure Mark " I'll play for anyone me" Baker is on board with you?

After intensive negotiations with the UK Jaguars (10 mins on the phone whilst drinking a Brew) I understood he would be playing with us next season.

There was some mention of me having to do a 1on1 bare knuckle fight with Shane from the Kellys (They Also think he is joining them)!

No mention of your offer though...

Chuck.

 

[MrPink]

Nah - You're all wrong

We have Blackmailed Marky boy to appear for Tha 'Love for the forseeable future on pain of the General Release of the "MarkB wants to be Paris Hilton" Sex Tape

 

[Andy]

so was this to be a new thread of a reply did someone click the wrong button

 

[MarkB]

As everyone on here seems to be better informed than me can someone please put me out of my misery and confirm who I will be shooting fools for next year

Highest offer wins, I will take payment in pie's, beer, bacon and egg sarnies....and such like.....

Pinky, I thought that tape was destroyed after Scotland Yard dropped all charges against me ..........it was even a little too XXX for your eyes (well maybe not)....

 

[Chuck]

New Bid...

Mark,
after buying you a coffee (southern prices) at the last M25, I thought the Deal was sealed.

If this is not the case we may be able to stretch to an Egg Banjo and possibly another cup of tea!

Remember not to let any of the Kellys spit in their hands and then shake yours (Hand). This is how many people end up playing in their team or recieve unwanted, poorly Tarmac'ed drives.

 

[MarkB]

Chuck although it was a mighty fine cuppa I did get bought one of them fancy Moca choca things from Starbucks by another for now nameless team who expressed an interest. This has made me think again maybe due to the high levels of caffeine and such like in my blood stream.

 

[Collier]

Originally posted by MarkB
Chuck although it was a mighty fine cuppa I did get bought one of them fancy Moca choca things from Starbucks by another for now nameless team who expressed an interest. This has made me think again maybe due to the high levels of caffeine and such like in my blood stream.

And I thought Burbs supply of elephant porn had swayed you to the Twisted side..... ah well

Paul