Are back playaz going tha way of the Dodo?
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Ledzemon and crew have been saying that for six months,that getting behind a small cube is no fun at least sk is small .
Funny sh*t though
Ledzemon and crew have been saying that for six months,that getting behind a small cube is no fun at least sk is small .
Funny sh*t though
Read all about it, read all about it....
Things may be more sinister than they seem......
Sources from the city, indicate that Dye, JT, Extreme Rage etc, could no longer afford the material costs of producing kit in L, XL, XXL, Tent, Back player, Yo mamma. By cutting both Back player and Yo mamma, sizes an annualized saving of 4.765% can be made from material and production costs. This was in order to order to meet royalty payments to Smartparts for their patent on the atomtm . It would appear that SP successfully gained claim over the atomtm, cos no prior art could exist as proof of existence of it's supposed creator: God, could not be proved beyond a reasonable doubt. God was unavailable for comment after this court room defeat and questions are being asked about his Omnipotent Defence. Both JT and Dye are expected to come to market with their new (cost effective), Spandex ranges fronted by PGI's very own Kaiser Soze, TJ Lambini. It is unknown if Lambini will come out of hiding to front this advertising campaign, as he is still wanted for questioning by the FBI and CIA as the suspected mastermind behind last years Salm Sniper incident.
Sources also suggest that the extinction of the back player is due to the imminent announcement of Dick Clark's TV deal. Faced with the prospect of back players in Spandex, lawyers believe they would be unable to show primetime Paintball before the 9 p.m. watershed. Legal insiders fear that the sight of plus size players in Spandex could appear sexual in nature (especially to the readers of Big Ones, 40+, Bouncy Babes and Calf Fetish Quarterly), and frightening to both children and some adults alike.
It would appear that all is not Bad News for Back Players. As part of the TV Franchise deal, Dick Clark is expected to launch a latenight PB related game show, Bloater Hunt. This new reality TV game show is based on the oft criticised Bambi Hunt, but with Back players as the "prey". Ex tournament back players will be able to win major cash prizes by not getting shot or mugged by the celebrity "hunters". The celebrity hunters are rumoured to include The "Cheeky Girls", who are expected to release their follow up single "I'm a cheeky baller, wipe my bum, hopper, pack, gat".
More news as it breaks!!!!!
Things may be more sinister than they seem......
Sources from the city, indicate that Dye, JT, Extreme Rage etc, could no longer afford the material costs of producing kit in L, XL, XXL, Tent, Back player, Yo mamma. By cutting both Back player and Yo mamma, sizes an annualized saving of 4.765% can be made from material and production costs. This was in order to order to meet royalty payments to Smartparts for their patent on the atomtm . It would appear that SP successfully gained claim over the atomtm, cos no prior art could exist as proof of existence of it's supposed creator: God, could not be proved beyond a reasonable doubt. God was unavailable for comment after this court room defeat and questions are being asked about his Omnipotent Defence. Both JT and Dye are expected to come to market with their new (cost effective), Spandex ranges fronted by PGI's very own Kaiser Soze, TJ Lambini. It is unknown if Lambini will come out of hiding to front this advertising campaign, as he is still wanted for questioning by the FBI and CIA as the suspected mastermind behind last years Salm Sniper incident.
Sources also suggest that the extinction of the back player is due to the imminent announcement of Dick Clark's TV deal. Faced with the prospect of back players in Spandex, lawyers believe they would be unable to show primetime Paintball before the 9 p.m. watershed. Legal insiders fear that the sight of plus size players in Spandex could appear sexual in nature (especially to the readers of Big Ones, 40+, Bouncy Babes and Calf Fetish Quarterly), and frightening to both children and some adults alike.
It would appear that all is not Bad News for Back Players. As part of the TV Franchise deal, Dick Clark is expected to launch a latenight PB related game show, Bloater Hunt. This new reality TV game show is based on the oft criticised Bambi Hunt, but with Back players as the "prey". Ex tournament back players will be able to win major cash prizes by not getting shot or mugged by the celebrity "hunters". The celebrity hunters are rumoured to include The "Cheeky Girls", who are expected to release their follow up single "I'm a cheeky baller, wipe my bum, hopper, pack, gat".
More news as it breaks!!!!!
yep Itchy ba..........Originally posted by Buddha 3
You brought something back with you, when you were in Amsterdam, didn´t you.....
Classic stuff...not easy being a back player these days. Especially when your flag runner is 6'4", 230 pounds and hyperaggressive like a Rottweiler on crack.
Even worse when said flag runner is your team captain and notices one day that you're smaller than he is and thinks maybe your oughta take his spot even though you're older, slower and have worse knees than he does...
Even worse when said flag runner is your team captain and notices one day that you're smaller than he is and thinks maybe your oughta take his spot even though you're older, slower and have worse knees than he does...