No need to apologise to anyone Kieran, we were all new once, so keep posting whatever you like buddy. Its clear you want to get into the classifieds, and quickly. Thats NO PROBLEM at all. The fact that you are engaging in talking to other people here, and asking questions any of us might have had once, is pretty normal.
We have lots of people join, and put one word answers, in threads from up to 10 years ago! You dont ... this is great
Don't drink/eat yellow snow
Or brown snow
Or accept lifts from strangers
Or sweets
Don't worry too much about clean pants - avoiding stepping in front of buses is much more important
have a look through the forum, there are threads with helpful info, try you tube as well, some great tips on there as well as some good videos posted by players