Well we've had the moonwalking...now I have had a flash of inspiration of my own. I would like to thank Carlsberg Special Brew, and my dog Luigi (aka Squeegee) for giving me a vision...a vision of sup'air with something extra.
That something is, the zorb ball. Yes, that's right, the big inflatable balls. The ones that could give each team a portable bunker that could add that extra edge we need. My original plan involved dogs in overgrown hamster balls, but then I realised that this would just be too silly. Dogs can be easily manipulated by the opposition, although I accept the fact that a shiny chrome thingy-majig at the 50 could be just as distracting to a human. Anyway, dogs are man's best friend (after his marker). Humans are much more acceptable, and they can carry extra pots inside the zorb too!
You may have some questions. I know that I did! For instance, how did I manage to photoshop a player and a zorb ball, yet have to check the spelling of "hopper" 4 times? Why is the guy shooting left handed out of the right side (because I flipped the image, that's why!). Also, will this thread be deleted, even if it has a paintball themed picture in it and a search for "zorb" gives nothing?
Only time can tell, as will the hangover and regret that tomorrow shall bring.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Zorb'Air!
That something is, the zorb ball. Yes, that's right, the big inflatable balls. The ones that could give each team a portable bunker that could add that extra edge we need. My original plan involved dogs in overgrown hamster balls, but then I realised that this would just be too silly. Dogs can be easily manipulated by the opposition, although I accept the fact that a shiny chrome thingy-majig at the 50 could be just as distracting to a human. Anyway, dogs are man's best friend (after his marker). Humans are much more acceptable, and they can carry extra pots inside the zorb too!
You may have some questions. I know that I did! For instance, how did I manage to photoshop a player and a zorb ball, yet have to check the spelling of "hopper" 4 times? Why is the guy shooting left handed out of the right side (because I flipped the image, that's why!). Also, will this thread be deleted, even if it has a paintball themed picture in it and a search for "zorb" gives nothing?
Only time can tell, as will the hangover and regret that tomorrow shall bring.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Zorb'Air!
