At the age of 7, i almost set our house on fire. When my dad found out, my arse was on fire for 2 days.
At the age of 9 , i took apart a fish tank pump adaptor whilst still connected to the mains, i was then connected to the coil of the adaptor for nearly 30 secs.
At the age of 11, i shot my finger point blank range with an air rifle.