Alternative X ball team

[Bully]

Time to have a laugh

I notice that this X team are all "young agile players" so I would like to start this thread for the "alternative" team. Now is is a tournie post or an announcement I am not bothered.

So who should be in the team?

Me - Steve Bull

Now I need several more players so here you go start the suggestions. UK players if we can get a team I am sure Jon Payne will let the team play the Diablo Cup!!! so long as he is not selected.

Steve

 

[Liz]

Me, me, me!

I should be very well qualified for this alternative X-ball team. Old, fat, slow, dodgy leg, female............. The list of my qualifications is endless.

How about Mr Ward-Barber?

 

[JimShady - Twisted Capt.]

youd have to have 'samurai' payne as your front man, hes agressive n loves to mug people (gotta make a living somehow ) And i reckon olly bell would be a class addition to this team, he might have dodgy legs but hes still a damn good player

just my two cents worth.. if you get the team together bully enter it into our 'Twisted Cup', we all want to see you play!

 

[Hotpoint]

Originally posted by Bully
Time to have a laugh

So who should be in the team?

Me - Steve Bull

ROFLMAO

I would be willing to pay so much money to see that you wouldn't believe it...

... errm nothing personal Boss

As for myself, short, slow, unfit, iffy left knee, lousy eyesight

 

[Tortoise-Licker]

If you get those phat xball england jerseys can I play? just get rid of that horrid union flag on the chest and put a St georges Cross on it

 

[manike]

I could fit in as the tallest player (hey there is some advantage to shooting 'over' coke cans )...

Jerry Ward Barber with those lovely legs... (make it a point he has to wear shorts to make the team!)...

Jimmy the sponge for his legendary dead man's walks... that could be quite amusing against the yanks.

Marcus 'Mucus' Davies, just because the other team would be too worried about what he was doing to their kit (or them )

Big John out of retirement...

hhmm this would be fun!

manike

 

[Liz]

Originally posted by manike
Jerry Ward Barber with those lovely legs... (make it a point he has to wear shorts to make the team!)...

We're doing better than that! At Simply the Best, the Chicks wear skirts to play in (for charity). As it so happens, we bid for & won an auction item for Jerry to pay for a team to enter any tournament of their choice - provided he guests for them. So that means that Jerry has to play for the Chicks at Simply the Best wearing a skirt he he he.

 

[Tortoise-Licker]

How tall are you manike?? I'm six foot four and I have been known to wear a kilt during play as long as its not to cold

 

[manike]

As with many lanky gits I'm not certain. I was 6'5" last time I was seriously measured (about 8 years ago) and many think I have grown since. I'm taller than a mate who 'reckons' he is 6'6".

I was shooting over coke cans at Amsterdam much to the amusement of some people on the sidelines. I did snap shoot one guy out that way who was expecting me out the sides

manike

 

[Jinxy]

Does a clapped out SAD paintballer count?

Doggy right leg
Can’t hit a barn at 10 ft
Has a hart attack from one barricade to another.
Can;t see
Over weight
Lack of brains

And these are my good points; if I were animal they would shoot me. Come to think about it, everyone been trying to shoot me most weekends.