a few sayings for the girls..

[Snippz]

ok i think this is the place to put this (sorry if it isn't i didn't know where else to put it..sorry mods )

right.heres whats happening im doin a project in graphics which i have chosen to bring in our beloved paintball. a first year in my college gives me grief about being a chick baller saying basically that i shouldn't be doing it because im a girl!(gggggrrrrrrrrrr).

well i was planning to do my piece on girls and paintball (that we can play it!) and wanted some quirky remarks and sayings. however my list is coming up rather small so had the idea of putting it to you guys here at p8nt.please help guys.
it would mean soooo much to me!!

here's a few that i have found "Girls bunker better"
i don't date people i can bunker"
and then theres the ones in my sig

to be honest these ain't the best and was hoping you guys could help me get one closer to the mark!

thanx sweeties
snippz xx

 

[Smally85]

Well...

... Girl ballers are definatly better looking that guys!
Then there is the novelty of telling your mates that you have been bunkered by a girl... thats fun!
Women are definatly more agressive than men! I've got the scars to prove it!
I'm sure some of you will love this one... men think with their dicks therefore women have and advantage!

 

[Snippz]

can you put it into a saying though?

it's for a poster smally babe. thannx for the insite but it needs to along the lines of the examples i gave.

 

[Robinator]

how about this...

NASTY MAN:sorrY i shot you i didn't realise you were a girl!
REPLY: Sorry i shot you i didn't realise you were ****!

 

[Philip]

Jeaouse cos i've got a bigger barrel?

 

[Trinity]

"No, I don't want to compare welts"

"No I'm not pre menstrual I'm just a good shot!"

"there's nothing wrong with coordinating my nail polish with my angel" - not that I would ever do that!!

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

"My captin said no chocky til I shoot the lot of you "

"oh but I thought she was such a nice girl till I met her in the snake"

"How can some thing so sweet cause so much pain"

"Do they always play like that or is this mass pmt?"

"but they hugged us first and then mugged us explain Im confused "

"did some one threaten her shoe collection?"

" my captin says I can only date ballers who've got a game"

"no sex tonight Im playing "

"don't appolioize I was on my way in to mug you! how else do you think you got that close "

Hope these help sweetie good luck

 

[QuackingPlums]

POW!!! Now YOU'VE got the painters in, HAHA!


If you're close enough to read this you're close enough for a bitch-whippin'


A mugging a day helps a girl work, rest and play


I could have mugged you twice in the time it's taken you to take your eyes off my breasts


and of course:


Does my arse look big in this?

 

[Archer]

I think the thing you want to stay the farthest away from is the sexuality aspect of your gender as it pertains to a sport that has nothing to do with it. Catch my drift?

 

[knobbs]

"Paintgirls...they've got balls."