A day in the life of Cook$.......

[Cook$]

Dudes, Ive had such an ace day ive gotta tell y'all about it.... got in at 10am after an awesome, brilliant night out, had 4 bacon butties made for me, then i sat in bed, slightly drunk, eatin bacon and drinking tea, watched bargain hunt then a couple of Indiana Jones videos, went down to the canteen, had a surprisingly nice meal, kicked all comer's collective asses at pool, got slightly drunk once again, got somewhat "otherwise" intoxicated then went back to bed to play on the gamecube. It just sucks to be me....

 

[Mak D - Nexus Eclipse]

As they say big yin...................... it's a tough job .......but?????




Some1's gotta do it

Mak D

See u on the 16th

 

[Cook$]

Hell yeah, li'l yang.......... it's gonna be emotional...... shame it aint the week after, my dad's goin to Dublin and I would have the house all to myself....... mind you, didnt stop us last time...

 

[Al Woods]

BLOODY STUDENTS

fag.

 

[Davo at work]

Hmmmmmmmmm

Does not sound like a bad existence !!!

To make it better though you need to swap the Indiana Jones video for a Dolly Buster video, a five finger shuffle and, hey presto, you now have a 'perfect' day.

 

[stongle]

Bout time they bought back National Service, you orrible little man.

I was under the impression that Paintball was the sport of kings, not the preserve of students of questionable sexual origin, hygiene standards and purveyors of lethargy. Perhaps one should try cow tipping as a hobby.

 

[Silentbob]

He did that

"Perhaps one should try cow tipping as a hobby."


But she wont stop calling him now

 

[Cook$]

Hmmmmmmmmm

Originally posted by Davo at work
To make it better though you need to swap the Indiana Jones video for a Dolly Buster video, a five finger shuffle and, hey presto, you now have a 'perfect' day.

didnt need the shuffle, why dya think I got in at 10am, eh? eh?



"theyll never know i was passed out in a phone box...... sh!t, did i say that or think it......."

 

[le-pig]

probablly tied to a lamp post and sexually humiliated

 

[Chris - Nexus Eclipse]

wow.....thats almost a record isnt it cooks......how many days was it with out being center of attention

.....but then the pressure got to you and you made up a story about....doing nothing....

i think there are people who can help you buddy.....