An Australian family of rugby supporters head out one
Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the
sports shop the son picks up an England
rugby shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided to
be an England supporter and I would like this for
Christmas".
His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him
round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother". Off
goes the little lad with the England rugby shirt in
hand and finds his mother. "Mum?" "Yes son?" "I've
decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I
would like this shirt for Christmas".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him
around the head and says, "Go talk to your father".
Off he goes with the rugby shirt in hand
and finds his father. "Dad?". "Yes son?". "I've
decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I
would like this shirt for Christmas."
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son
around the head and says "No son of mine is ever going
to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car
and heading towards home. The father turns to his son
and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"
The son says, "Yes dad I have." "Good son, what
is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been an England supporter
for an hour and already I hate you Aussie b *stards."
bruce
Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the
sports shop the son picks up an England
rugby shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided to
be an England supporter and I would like this for
Christmas".
His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him
round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother". Off
goes the little lad with the England rugby shirt in
hand and finds his mother. "Mum?" "Yes son?" "I've
decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I
would like this shirt for Christmas".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him
around the head and says, "Go talk to your father".
Off he goes with the rugby shirt in hand
and finds his father. "Dad?". "Yes son?". "I've
decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I
would like this shirt for Christmas."
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son
around the head and says "No son of mine is ever going
to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car
and heading towards home. The father turns to his son
and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?"
The son says, "Yes dad I have." "Good son, what
is it?"
The son replies, "I've only been an England supporter
for an hour and already I hate you Aussie b *stards."
bruce