beef shortage causes burger prices to soar to an all time high, big mac costs £5.99 and lunch at the campaign cup costs more than an ego11.
eurosport doubles its coverage of paintball by showing 2 programmes worth watching.
olympic games construction costs go £5,000,000,000 over budget and get a loan from northern rock.
newcastle united return to the premiership as champions of that diet pepsi league we are stuck in and have 4 different managers by christmas.
I manage to keep a gun working for more than a week.
the winners of the fed cup eventually get home with all that paint in the boot.
the ukpsf insurance becomes manditory for all players and compiles a database of leagues, team rankings and rosters.
and jeff abbot is found in a warehouse with a s@*t load of cows.