Corrected...Nah, none of the above - I'm bored, praying on silly threads and actually happy as a pig is sh*t...
It's actually amazing how many people on this forum are actually dyslexic!
In my days, it just meant you got ****ted on the head with more Chalkboards rubbers than everyone else.... (can I use the word Chalkboard in this day of PC-ness?)