public apology

[Devrij]

"Some say he is the size of 5 Steve Austins and uses the scrotums of his victims as tobacco pouches. All we know is that he's called Buddha"

 

[Rabies]

damn i was expecting handbags!!!!! this thread needs more handbags!!!!!

sig'd.

 

[Banil]

"Some say he is the size of 5 Steve Austins and uses the scrotums of his victims as tobacco pouches. All we know is that he's called Buddha"

was going to post a stig line but someone beat me to it

 

[Buddha 3]

This thread has taken a turn for the surreal.... I kinda like it

 

[no-infernomark]

By the sounds of things he has a reputation akin to william wallis

(of braveheart fame for those of you wondering)

-ChEf

but can buddha shoot lightning bolts from between his ar*e?? my fellow countrymen that is the real question!

 

[Beaker]

Badger

 

[Rabies]

Badger

By that, do you mean "harass"? Or "mustelid"? Or "labeller"?

 

[Bolter]

"Some say he is the size of 5 Steve Austins and uses the scrotums of his victims as tobacco pouches. All we know is that he's called Buddha"

Nah he's 7ft tall and has a shock of hair, red like the fires of hell.

(simpsons quote)

 

[spangley_special]

Nah he's 7ft tall and has a shock of hair, red like the fires of hell.

(simpsons quote)

and legs like tree trunks!

 

[Devrij]

Apparently, in Texas he's known as Cactus-Sack, destroyer of kittens, but that could just be hearsay.