New team on the block, The Mean Machine

[RICH HARRIS]

Hi guys and gals, after nearly 2 years away from the circus that is paintball we have returned from the wilderness of retirement with a new team.

After many phone calls, texts, begging and promises of sexual favours i have managed to assemble most of the old Bad Touch squad back together, mixed in the guys form the Lost Boys, (the Isle of man party animals) and added some new faces.

This team has a different purpose to the usual goals, we dont intend to win every event, or play killer paintball.........we are on a mission from God, we are in it for the fun, win or lose.......and hopefully to help put the fun back into paintball for everyone around us.

See ya all soon.

 

[markhamgreg]

Nice to see you back Mr Harris what will you be playing this year.
Greg

 

[RICH HARRIS]

I think mainly x ball and then see what events are on after and what we fancy playing.

 

[Bryan leaver]

we are on a mission from God,

sorry to thread jack.

But your not the only team god has sent to play ball. Last season i recall a team call'd "god's painters" a chruch team. has anybody heard any more of them?

 

[RICH HARRIS]

You have to be aware of these false prophets, God came down and spoke to me himself. He said son, paintballs in a mess so go unleash fury on those that take themselves far too seriously and bring back the fun.

 

[Cook$]

You have to be aware of these false prophets, God came down and spoke to me himself. He said son, paintballs in a mess so go unleash fury on those that take themselves far too seriously and bring back the fun.

will you be cheating as much as you used too?

 

[RICH HARRIS]

Me cheat, moi.........the outrage, the insult....how dare you tarnish my reputation........but short answer.....no cheating or arguing...with refs, gonna be a good boy.

 

[Cook$]

Straightened you out didn't she...

 

[RICH HARRIS]

Yeah but don't tell anyone. If it gets out ive been pussy whiped my reputation will suffer. Lets just keep it between you and me.

 

[L.i.P.S]

Me cheat, moi.........the outrage, the insult....how dare you tarnish my reputation........but short answer.....no cheating or arguing...with refs, gonna be a good boy.

liar,liar pants on fire.