Friswell_69?i think the thread starter should be banned....
It's not my fault you lot are perverse
(Joke!)fetishis/habits
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It's not my fault you lot are perverse
(Joke!)
Because of you my dear! (Remember... male paintballers predominantly 14yrs old, gay, virgins or completely out of touch going by some of the responses + female who is open about sexuality = something that resembles a scene out of LOTR when they are getting overrun by orcs, you've seen the South park episode, its just turns them stupid)
Dont worry though I wont tell them about the other 'secret' you have... I know, I know... it was only one time... But the sheer creativity was mind boggling. I mean to intergrate the JCB digger, the piano, the loft ladder, the 400 metres of elastic, fireworks and a wombat... well... what can you say?
I think all paintballers are into a degree of BDSM - They like odd clothing, pouncing on unsuspecting victims, inflicting massive pain yet taking it like a man as well.
Now...what was it I said about you and adult conversations?Now if a male says he's a lesbian, he likes other women, correct? but if a woman is a lesbian, or gay.. it means the same thing.. any explanations for that rosie?
OK...if a guy says he is a Lesbian, he is a Tw@....and if he says it in the presence of a Lesbian, is liable to get tw@ed.
Lesbian, is derived from an ancient Greek Island called Lesbos (Lez~boss) OK?
A female poet (think her name was Zapho or something), who lived there, wrote lots of stuff about women...and how jolly nice she thought they were.
And that is where it was derived, but wasn't used as a term until around 17-1800's.
As for Carpet/Rug Munchers...that kinda requires the presence of a carpet or rug...not so much these days...more common are "laminate floors" or maybe a "doormat". I personally have only ever munched a mixture of these two types.
It's also a little offensive to call lesbians, rug munchers etc.
I also maintain Cooks' sentiment, regarding Kat "having one".
Get that Hot Wax out...I can supply you with "no Scream Cream" to reduce the pain by about 90%!
You want to be banned again?i think the thread starter should be banned....
Ooops, shouldn't have said that should I?
i think the thread starter should be banned....
pfft it wasnt me who started this as i said before it was seany and wozzy who wer at mine on fri so ban seanyFriswell_69?