Honey.

[jknight15]

thank fcuk he wasnt shopping on sloth

Word

He would most likely be arrested for indecent actions in the local zoo

"Mommy whats that man doing to Bobo?"

 

[no guts no glory]

he didnt go to sloth mainly because he thought the service would be too slow due to the name lol

 

[Ninja]

Gilly from K2 was playing a Bully's event with an EBlade, and the bolt pin fell out. So he pulled the trigger and the bolt flew out the back of the gun. He pulled the trigger again and the ball came out of the back and gogged him. True story.

something very similar happened to me noy that long ago! gun went down with 30 seconds to go so sprinted to grab a gun off a team mate. As i was running back i was trying to get the barrel sock off which was around the bolt pin. Eventually pulled it off got to the gate shouted game on got to my corner bunker ripped the trigger bolt smacked me in the goggles and and i gogged myself about 3 times before i had a clue what was going!

 

[roo]

something very similar happened to me noy that long ago! gun went down with 30 seconds to go so sprinted to grab a gun off a team mate. As i was running back i was trying to get the barrel sock off which was around the bolt pin. Eventually pulled it off got to the gate shouted game on got to my corner bunker ripped the trigger bolt smacked me in the goggles and and i gogged myself about 3 times before i had a clue what was going!

lovin' it

 

[Kat]

This is probably another stupid question, but how do you denature alcohol?

Katx

Oh wait...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denatured_alcohol

...I'm no expert but I wouldn't pour that into my gun...

 

[NitroBall]

Seen it a couple of times, when players in the middle of a game try and fill up without opening there lid on the hopper first, thats before the speedfeed was available

And not peeling off the protective film from I3 googles , asking themselves why its so damn dark today

 

[Big Mac]

Seen it a couple of times, when players in the middle of a game try and fill up without opening there lid on the hopper first, thats before the speedfeed was available

i did that, but it was because the spring broke and i couldnt be bothered to get a new one, it flopped back down, what a waste of a pod

 

[evoonline]

i would of come over all punter like and picked them up off the floor whilst moaning at whoever shoots me

 

[uk killer]

And they let these retards own real guns. Oh dear. No wonder it was an american who died playing russin reulet with an automatic pistol. He got the Darwin Award.

 

[Skeet]

See...this is why we have to suffer things like:

"Warning, contents may be very hot!" on McDonalds hot drinks

or

"Do not put your penis, or other bodily parts in this product" On vacuum cleaners.