You know you think about paintball too much when...

[Ahdinko]

You are about to cut up an onion, wonder how you can protect your eyes from the watery stingy onion effect, see your goggles and use them.

It worked btw.

True story

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[RainbowShooter]

hahahaha did you not die from the paint peeling off

 

[Bon]

When i hookyed up an asa to a full bottle and used the air coming out the macroline to clean my pc

 

[JTD1993]

You are about to cut up an onion, wonder how you can protect your eyes from the watery stingy onion effect, see your goggles and use them.

It worked btw.

True story

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I'm going to get my mum to wear my goggles when she's chopping onions. She always comes up stairs with tears in her eyes. It scares the living daylight out of me.

 

[stongle]

I accidently shot my co-workers with my Timmy rather than the Armalite I was planning too?

 

[Sid Sidgwick]

When your only contact with the outside world is on the forum

 

[Cetanu]

You spend £100 on a headband and then tell your friends that you're too poor to go out on a friday night

 

[Spider]

when your mrs' asks you to paint the house and you contemplate using your gun.

 

[Stokecity_m]

when your dad asks your to paint the shed, and you DO use your marker

 

[robof9]

When i hookyed up an asa to a full bottle and used the air coming out the macroline to clean my pc

glad i aint the only one