ok here goes -
" i've been laughed at, poked with a stick. beaten and abused all beacuse of my name. The only thing i look forward to is death, however paintball related stuff seems to sooth the pain!"
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please may i add, i'm 6'4" and about 18 stone , so none of the above is true, just trying to get some free stuff, as that is the best kind of stuff you can get