Taking it a bit too far on the Isle of Man.....
http://www.iomonline.com/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=870&ArticleID=2705389
http://www.iomonline.com/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=870&ArticleID=2705389
Rec-ball not realistic enough?
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Now THATS realism!
I think they should put one in every paintball site in england to. And maybe a few unexploded nukes for tourneys, then the crowd would have something to shout about.
I think they should put one in every paintball site in england to. And maybe a few unexploded nukes for tourneys, then the crowd would have something to shout about.
'I gave it a couple of taps with my foot, pulled it out with my hands, realised what it was and put it back down.'
Priceless
Priceless
Paintball day £50
Paintballs £30 for 2000
Kicking a bomb,digging it out,then putting it back. Nearly blowing yourself up and losing your team 10 points. Piceless.
it was actually a lot funnier than that . wat it doesnt say and THEY dont know , is that after Argy riggled it about by the tail fins to pull it out of the ground, he didnt "put it down " he feckin drop it down ! then shouted me over. i then moved it out of the way behind a big tree, we played the game then rang the police. only one team new it was there and they wanted to finish the game.
one team was attacking a flag, the other was defending a ww2 HE 2"1/2" morta round !!!
more comedy links
http://www.bbc.co.uk/isleofman/content/articles/2007/04/16/iombomb_feature.shtml
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/isle_of_man/6559359.stm
http://www.iomonline.co.uk/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=870&ArticleID=2705389
http://www.manxradio.com/readItem.aspx?ID=12104&cate=General
http://www.energyfm.net/news/bulletinstory1.htm
best thing is the phone aint stopped ringing today with people wanting to book games. maybe we'll have to come up with some new ones.
one team was attacking a flag, the other was defending a ww2 HE 2"1/2" morta round !!!
more comedy links
http://www.bbc.co.uk/isleofman/content/articles/2007/04/16/iombomb_feature.shtml
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/isle_of_man/6559359.stm
http://www.iomonline.co.uk/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=870&ArticleID=2705389
http://www.manxradio.com/readItem.aspx?ID=12104&cate=General
http://www.energyfm.net/news/bulletinstory1.htm
best thing is the phone aint stopped ringing today with people wanting to book games. maybe we'll have to come up with some new ones.
The best bit of that entire piece of journalism;
"Members of the public have been asked to avoid the area."
Asked to avoid the area? Asked?
"Members of the public have been asked to avoid the area."
Asked to avoid the area? Asked?
'I saw a tail fin sticking out of the ground, it looked out of place'
You're ****tin me right? I mean, surely a tail fin is a regular occurance? CSI, you got some competition...
'Hmmm, this bone is sticking out of my arm and blood is squiring out, I dont think thats right...Mum?'
You're ****tin me right? I mean, surely a tail fin is a regular occurance? CSI, you got some competition...
'Hmmm, this bone is sticking out of my arm and blood is squiring out, I dont think thats right...Mum?'
'I thought "oh my God, what have I got here. It could have blown my head off and killed me,' Ian, 26, of Douglas, said.
headless men wonder the land all the time do they?
PS dont watch the video footage its like a minute of your life wasted ... ooohhh look woodland!
headless men wonder the land all the time do they?
PS dont watch the video footage its like a minute of your life wasted ... ooohhh look woodland!
Dont watch Sunshine Either.
Currently I am trying to gain compensation in the form of two hours of life to make up for time wasted watching it.
The ice cream was nice mind.....
Currently I am trying to gain compensation in the form of two hours of life to make up for time wasted watching it.
The ice cream was nice mind.....
'I gave it a couple of taps with my foot'
It looks like a b*mb, better kick it to make sure.
Legend
It looks like a b*mb, better kick it to make sure.
Legend