Yes, I know it's an old thread but I thought this one today deserved a mention.
Reproduced in all its badly spelt, appalling grammar and missing-the-point glory:
"yes, im ******, owner of ****** and i was wondering if you could sponsor my site, or put a banner of my site up on top of badlands paintballs site. it gives us more traffic, and like here is what i was really wanting. ok, on my site i have contests, giveaways and stuff, and people participate in them. i was wondering if you would sponsor are site, maybe give away stickers, t-shirts, maybe guns?? gear? like we want all is best for the site ****** and im going to show you how to get are members to become banlands paintball as well, and use your items.. if you can send stickes, tshirts, gear or something, they will be help on are contests, and everyone will go to your site and purchase stuff and tell others. and we will tell them to wear the stickers you send on there paintball equipment...
please let me know asap!!! AND HERE IS THE BANNER ATTACHED TO THIS MESSAGE, PLEASE NOTIFY ME BACK IF YOU CAN PUT IT UP ON YOUR SITE!!!! THANKS!!"
NB: no banner was actually attached
I haven't the heart to tell 'em we're not "banlands paintball" - although I do like the new name