word play.
- Thread starter DANIEL
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
never criticise a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes, then you're a mile away and you have his shoes.
when my nan was 75 she started to walk 5 miles each day, she's 94 next week and no-one knows where the fcuk she is !
when my nan was 75 she started to walk 5 miles each day, she's 94 next week and no-one knows where the fcuk she is !
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Misty's Big Adventure
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Sadly not word play but next time your in a food shop look at pepperami, 108% meat, very impressive.
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TendringLOEB
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i dont get the foxtrot oscar or c u next tuesday... and the other two are just backwards
