In my country, is great honour for sister to make a sexy time with herself while the retards of the village howl like dogs. Do you have sister?
The important questions...
How many shots of vodka does it take to get a pro wasted? and how much would a Russian bride cost?
How many shots of vodka does it take to get a pro wasted? and how much would a Russian bride cost?
when your country goes mad again do you think the senete will call you in for the next wave of hearings for betraying the flag and nation
What is the square root of 3 million?
What did you eat for dinner last wednesday?
What is your inside leg measurment?
Do you want THOSE pictures I have of you and Beaker?
What did you eat for dinner last wednesday?
What is your inside leg measurment?
Do you want THOSE pictures I have of you and Beaker?
Paintball stains are nasty, have you got a sure fire way of getting your beloved top back to a sparkly fresh condition? 
Hot dog or Burger?
What "flavour" (i think we've already had banana, what about pina colada etc) paint would you choose if you could?
Hot dog or Burger?
What "flavour" (i think we've already had banana, what about pina colada etc) paint would you choose if you could?
the russians are almost unbeatable in xball this season.... is this due to "special" russian "training" "sessions" whereby the paintball "family" bond in ways only "homosexuals" can understand?
on a more serious note (although i would laugh if the above made it in... *my stupid ones to ollie lang did anyhoo*)
you play paintball 5 days a week and get paid to do it......... could you possibly think of another job youd rather be doing ?
were joy division (and xsv for the title) robbed ?
who do you get the most pleasure from shooting?
blonde or brunette?
on a more serious note (although i would laugh if the above made it in... *my stupid ones to ollie lang did anyhoo*)
you play paintball 5 days a week and get paid to do it......... could you possibly think of another job youd rather be doing ?
were joy division (and xsv for the title) robbed ?
who do you get the most pleasure from shooting?
blonde or brunette?
Your known for blagging free stuff of all the vendors at tournaments............
whats the best thing you have blagged......(as in "got for free" is he doesnt understand the lingo)
whats the best thing you have blagged......(as in "got for free" is he doesnt understand the lingo)
Who is your greastest role model / who has inspired you the most within or outside the world of paintball?
How did you first get into paintball?
How many chicks have you had in one night?
How did you first get into paintball?
How many chicks have you had in one night?
If you had to shag a mermaid, which way round would you want it, head human bottom fish, or head fish bottom human? choice is yours